queermarauders:

Uncle Neville coming over to the Potters’ house on Sundays, and drinking just a little too much, resulting in slurred conversations with Albus Severus. 

"You know… in my day…. a Slytherin named Severus would have been the last person I’d play wizards chess with…” *glances pointedly at Harry* “But you’re alright kid, you’re alright.”

prongsmydeer:

Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 

A creepy boy keeps messaging me on Facebook from Ithaca. I mean if I don’t respond the first 3 times why do you think I’ll respond now?? GTFO I don’t need this

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

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